just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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