Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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