Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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