conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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