It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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