i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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