do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
not ubering you a puppy
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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