When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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