I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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