do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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