dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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