i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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