I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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