North Korea, Best Korea!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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