Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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