Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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