Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Semen is not good for contacts.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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