so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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