just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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