I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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