I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
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