Joe is yelling at the trees again.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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