Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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