I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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