We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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