I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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