We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't deserve a penis
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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