I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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