You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
only you would photoshop your dick
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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