I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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