i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
And then he peed in my hair
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