so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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