He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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