watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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