What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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