No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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