It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
