What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My breasts were aching with rage.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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