these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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