Got a toothbrush?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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