Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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