I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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