You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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