is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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