Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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