You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
my sisters under your porch take her home
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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