Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
is wine microwaveable?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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