He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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