I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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