:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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