that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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