I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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