were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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