why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
FUCK WHALES
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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