So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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