She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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