btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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