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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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