Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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