Yo dont text me then not text me
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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